{"product_id":"dachshund-reindeer-christmas-greeting-card-the-whole-team-funny-holiday-wiener-dog-card-5x7","title":"Dachshund Reindeer Christmas Greeting Card | \"The Whole Team\" | Funny Holiday Wiener Dog Card 5x7","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSanta's backup team has arrived. And they are LOW to the ground and FULLY committed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis utterly irresistible holiday greeting card features three enthusiastic Dachshunds who have answered the call of Christmas duty with everything they've got — all three decked out in matching reindeer antlers, gleaming golden jingle bell harnesses, and the kind of festive holiday accessories that only a Dachshund could make look this simultaneously ridiculous and magnificent. One sports a jaunty poinsettia collar, another wears a sprig of holly between her antlers, and the third has a red ornament dangling proudly from his rack like a hard-earned badge of honor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThey are posing. They know exactly what they're doing. They have practiced this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eBehind them, a glittering Christmas village scene unfolds in gorgeous watercolor detail — colorful string lights, a decorated tree, a snowman, wrapped gifts, a cozy glowing cottage, holly sprigs — and up in the snowy blue sky, Santa's sleigh crossing overhead. Presumably relieved that the ground crew has things handled.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eBecause nothing says \"Christmas is officially covered\" quite like three determined Dachshunds in antlers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe card that will make every Dachshund owner lose their mind with joy the moment they see it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePerfect for Dachshund owners, wiener dog devotees, dog lovers, holiday card collectors, and anyone who has ever looked at a Dachshund and thought \"that dog contains multitudes.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e— 5×7 inches, printed on premium matte card stock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e— Perfect for Christmas, holiday greetings, Dachshund lovers, and maximum festive cheer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e— Includes a white envelope \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e— Packaged in a clear protective sleeve\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Will Davis Studios","offers":[{"title":"Blank Inside","offer_id":48057663291562,"sku":"WDS_1797_B","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Merry Christmas!","offer_id":48057663324330,"sku":"WDS_1797_MC","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Happy Holidays!","offer_id":48057663357098,"sku":"WDS_1797_HH","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0691\/5735\/5690\/files\/will-davis-studios-dachshund-trio-reindeer-christmas-holiday-illustration-greeting-card-5x7.jpg?v=1772280051","url":"https:\/\/willdavisstudios.com\/products\/dachshund-reindeer-christmas-greeting-card-the-whole-team-funny-holiday-wiener-dog-card-5x7","provider":"Will Davis Studios","version":"1.0","type":"link"}